A Journal

And lo, there arose from the depths the great monster, Boondoggleous Takeover Bill, or the great Reformicus Rex--depending on who's shou...

I've always assumed my ever-burgeoning man bosoms are the result of my indifference towards regular exercise coupled with my intractable...

So Facebook has finally learned its lesson. Instead of making a huge change all at once for everybody, they've made a huge change in wa...

the 'lets-face-it-a-little-bit-frumpy-middle-aged-women' to 'putatively red-blooded american male' ratio in the cat section ...

What follows is the exciting word-for-word transcription of an encounter with a just distractingly good-looking young woman (JDGLYW) seated ...

Since I am not a gainfully employed laborer, in the fullest sense of the word, I spent Labor Day cleaning my room.  Those who are regular k...

"How long did you run, an hour?" me (confused by unwonted gym-attention. being genial): "no, but it sure felt like it! only a...