Monday, December 22, 2008

Opposites attract right? ...a Craigslist query

Looking for love...

Well wow, hi. I have to say, I kinda saw this coming--this trolling of the fetid, musty basement of the internet in search of meaningful human companionship. It's a good thing I'm excellent at this kind of thing. Well, I guess I'd say that I'm not much fun. I really don't like to have fun at all, come to think of it. I am really outgoing at first, but once you get to know me I will gradually withdraw into a bitter and cryptic shell. I enjoy spending loud nights at home with a bunch of friends, but also quiet nights staring across a table in a restaurant, searching for things to talk about. I guess you could say I like to play mind games. You will never know where you stand with me. Speaking of standing, I'm 6'6" 210. I would describe my physique as "academic-chic" in the sense of: "flabby." I am a good speller.

If you're a hot and beautiful girl from 18-30, with lots of money, ambition, and a spare bedroom, hit me up. Your pic will get mine.

P.S. --I hate your kids. Please don't have any already, or find some place to put them.

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