Friday, January 22, 2010

Live dispatch from Barnes and Noble

What follows is the exciting word-for-word transcription of an encounter with a just distractingly good-looking young woman (JDGLYW) seated directly across from me at the Barnes and Noble cafe here in Fayetteville.

Me: "..."

JDGLYW: "..."

fifteen minutes of respective book-perusal

Me: "..."

JDGLYW: "..."

exit JDGLYW.

I am going to die grumpy and alone, buried under a pile of unread books and peanut butter jars.